“But whatever I don’t like about myself, it doesn’t matter, because I am a woman and that is the first thing I love about myself. I love the way my body can move because I am a woman; the way I can writhe around and shift parts of myself and position myself so that you are very aware of our differences. I have hips that I sway dangerously as you walk up the stairs behind me, legs that I extend for miles over your lap, an ass that I stick out and trip you with as you walk by.”